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Post by elijin on Apr 12, 2009 23:59:47 GMT 8
The following posts are excerpts from Gond's journal, known as Positively Record Every Successful Slaughtered To Annihilated Bastards, or in short PRESS TAB.
NB: Comments can place in the chatty part of forum, try not to add your comments to this thread. Arigato! 
NB2: English abit broken due to intel 10. ;D- cracked the skull of a large white dragon. the 4-legged beast didn't know what coming, my huge hammer after he attacked and ripped apart a dragonborn fighter which I knew not personally met briefly. dragonborn was a brave fighter, he slayed unfortunately. Of the group i just met dragonborn made impression deep me. Trophies of the dragon taken I are his tooth sharp and skin. Hope to make armor worthy of Oremighty standard and enhanced my mighty hammer. Glory to Oremighty!
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Post by elijin on Apr 13, 2009 0:10:03 GMT 8
- curses upon a heaven thousands curses on myself! Of each battle I have done with the group, my glorious attacks are not enough to make a kill of the defile unnaturally alive dead!
Always drow takes kill, and worse off drow fights unhonorably! Cowardly! He hits, and changes with accursed drow magic into flying beast and runs, and from window in inn takes kills in my eyes! Never have I seen such cowardice rewarded with kills! And mocks me he has one time too many!
I sorely disappointed myself. I shall improve myself, yes, improve to not allow him to be rewarded with many kills, of which the enemies I have done most damage too.
times some i wonder why drow is in group. Must watch for him, suspicious am i, i am. I have met honorable people in group, as of the genasi I am please to have him fighting by side my. reminds me of brave dragonborn.
The human magician also, using his staff to damage enemies. The rogue not acting like what I seen though, always not trap checking. Must help rogue achieve potential fullest.
Glory to Oremighty!
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Post by elijin on Apr 27, 2009 23:22:28 GMT 8
- day of glorious arrives! quest to rid unnatural beings of world of continues, leading to cavern where filthy Cobods and their accrurrsed undead awaits destruction! Cobods knew not I party comes, Gond moves in to annihilat Cobod priest in mere seconds! Cobod so frighten by Gond, fails to breathe fire upon Gond! Only smoke! Smashed weak creature's head to smiiithreens.
Glory to Oremighty!
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Post by elijin on Apr 27, 2009 23:40:49 GMT 8
- defeated ugly undead woman and her undead lovers. 2 lovers might me add, with wings too! Filthy undead leading dishonorable dead life. ugly undead also 2 servants she had, irritating Gond, always holding I back from annihilat undead beaitch. But Gond destroyed them. in ending, Gond annihilat beaitch, and her one winged undead lover.
Gond pleased with new cleric of baaaharhmuit. Me chose well, group fortunate to have I. Cleric fight, great strength! Genasi, name Tasidur or Tassida, always distract enemy so Gond have more chance for killing un-natural beings.
Group now also fighting with Gond for glory kills. Good!
Competition Gond likes. Wizard, his name Momo-Us say always, "I'm not fighting with you for kill", but now in dungeons wearing leather.
After fight, group say undead woman is good, beautyful. Group has been lied to, by undead woman. Group abit stupid, not see undead woman is tricking them. Like undead that tricked us before in cavern. No nigotiashuns with undead, only my Oremighty hammer will nigotiaeight.
Glory to Oremighty!
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Post by elijin on May 17, 2009 21:02:49 GMT 8
- very sad day for entering into journal. whole group out to take kills from Gond. Even mage Momo-us looks change, battle charging into all the time.
- met weak hobgoblins card playing in room. learned from previous fighting, never negoxiaeat with undead ally. Before hobgonlin begin talking, Gond charged in to negosiate with hammer to his big mouth. died horribly. Momo-us also shouted no negotitate with hobgoblin. very mighty.
- sharda kai bitchwitch. grr. Gond not want speak of her. deserve her fiery end. Momo-us great fire of balls again.
Glory to Oremighty!
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Post by elijin on May 17, 2009 21:27:06 GMT 8
- new cleric had joinned party. Gond like not new elf cleric, wanted to bring back old cleric. but geniusi and momo-us stop Gond.
- romeian prove worthy of himself, gloriously killed big sewer naked rat with big claws. Undead furless rat too. disgusting shit. Gond fix armor he had, and not happy romimi killed rat.
Glory to Oremighty!
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Post by elijin on May 19, 2009 23:14:32 GMT 8
- big black dragon in room appeared! Governor and wife laid trap for us! Gond will let them meet their maker thru Gond's mordenkrad.
black dragon fell to Momo-us balls of fire again. Momo-us seems to be stealing Gond's kills time and time again.
- Gond has killed 3 Governor, his lover the male cleric and his mistress the Lady Makakhal. The goddess Shar has very disgusting followers.
Glory to Oremighty!
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Post by elijin on May 19, 2009 23:24:24 GMT 8
Following entries are with the help of Tobolar Quickfoot hence the English is much better.
- Gond is awfully disappointed with party. Instead of bringing glory to the town of Fallcrest, now the entire town has damn Gond and his party. As quick as we could navigate the town we reach the pier in time. Too bad we were stopped by griffin riders and a mage in black robes.
- Gond quickly dispatched the mage in black robes, with great swings of his hammer he smashed the mage quickly, but not before he touched Mobius's hand and cursed mobius. It seems Mobius is an awfully unlucky fella. Very weak too, allowing a mage to touch his hand like that. Perhaps he thought he would have the same luck as the Genasi. He thought the mage was going to turn into a beautiful woman. Too bad for him, now he has a ash black hand. Yucks.
Tobolar writes in Goblin much to Gond's ignorance Tobolar Quickfoot is the best! He totally rocks!
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Post by elijin on May 19, 2009 23:31:44 GMT 8
Day 3 on small boat:
getting boring like real now. Momo-us says he got food bag where endless food come out from, but same food comes out everyday. Bread, fruits and ale. NO MEAT. Gond needs meat! Momo-us says trying hard he is to make the bag come out meat. Weak mage, probably because of black hand puts no heard into making bag come out meat.
Day 8 on small boat:
stupid boat so small Gond head always knocking boat roof. Tasidur says want to spar with Gond. Too bad no space to sparring. GOND NEEDS MEAT. Gond ask party to hunt for meat and stop boat, but Tasidur and Momo says to hurry to loud on water.
Glory to Oremighty! NEED MEAT.
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Post by elijin on May 19, 2009 23:39:38 GMT 8
- fight walking fishes near river. Stupid halfling crash the boat, and walking fishies appeared where we knock the boat on shore.
Gond saw party went down bit by bit, and Gond was the last to fall. Gond thinks he is still better than his party. At least was last to fall is Gond.
- Gond tastes meat! and Gond has new Mordenkrad! no need stick to weak battleaxe anymore!
- Momo-us seems happy with new hand. Eladdins help change momo-us hand back. But Momo-us keeps wanting Eladdins to change Momo-us member also. Gond no understand member is what, but from girl Eladdins slap to momo-us, Gond now knows momo-us is not very clean mage.
Glory to Oremighty!
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