Mobius
New Member
Mage
"For me, the gates will open."
Posts: 24
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Post by Mobius on Apr 15, 2009 14:22:08 GMT 8
the DM is a metrosexual SNAG, we will soon be finding ourselves on a gay musical adventure, Village People style and...
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Post by elijin on Apr 15, 2009 16:34:39 GMT 8
picking +2 magical pyjamas, +4 intelligent dolls and fighting monsters like fluffy rabbits and teddy bears with our +3 pillows, on top of that our group will be aptly named....
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Post by thedungeonmaster on Apr 15, 2009 17:46:19 GMT 8
aptly named.. the Tinky Winky Hearts Club; and members will...
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Post by Neo|*|Origin on Apr 15, 2009 17:58:15 GMT 8
dress up in colorful suits with adult-toys protruding out of their suits. And they'll be gaming to music in the background like....
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Mobius
New Member
Mage
"For me, the gates will open."
Posts: 24
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Post by Mobius on Apr 16, 2009 22:02:37 GMT 8
YMCA, Macho Macho Man, In The Navy, My Gay Boyfriend, I Wanna Bring You To A Gay Bar. Standard uniform for the Club will be...
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Post by thedungeonmaster on Apr 16, 2009 23:16:21 GMT 8
pink fluffy-sleeved shirts with glitters and black leather pants with bright yellow star prints; and magic-lovers must carry a heart-shaped wand with more fluffs around the stick... failure to comply would result in...
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Mobius
New Member
Mage
"For me, the gates will open."
Posts: 24
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Post by Mobius on Apr 30, 2009 23:07:44 GMT 8
permanent erectile dysfunction. Enough of this this gay shit, let's talk about...
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Post by thedungeonmaster on May 2, 2009 6:03:11 GMT 8
... the difference between a Mobius and a Momo-us is...
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Post by Neo|*|Origin on May 3, 2009 1:45:35 GMT 8
just 4 letters - but referring to the same person. One wears black leather while the other wears...
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Post by elijin on May 4, 2009 10:26:30 GMT 8
translucent leather. Momo-us is really proud of his translucent leather, claiming that after wearing it...
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Post by thedungeonmaster on May 4, 2009 16:56:49 GMT 8
he feels sexy and is able to cast magic missiles in the form of love-shaped force rings that get larger as they reach the target...
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Mobius
New Member
Mage
"For me, the gates will open."
Posts: 24
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Post by Mobius on May 5, 2009 14:52:14 GMT 8
but once it reaches your crotches it will shrink rapidly and snap your dicks off, balls and all! And you will enjoy the fountain of blood in front of your dying eyes as the force ring transports the severed member to your mouths to prevent you from screaming.
Ahhh... how therapeutic... Powers such as this...
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Vae Victis
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Post by elijin on May 20, 2009 21:35:07 GMT 8
and momo-us power was too overwhelming, all the Gods were powerless! all these happened, just because by some weird abhorrent form of nature, momo-us has an implement of a d i c k, much to Faerun's disgust!! Thus our heroes return back in time to prevent the catastrophe from happening, however......
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Post by thedungeonmaster on May 21, 2009 3:13:05 GMT 8
the party travelled back in time only to realise that the Member of Mobius is actually a dildo; so they have to travel into the future to prevent the dark wizard from getting his hands on the dildos. When they arrived in the future, the dark wizard was...
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Post by Neo|*|Origin on May 21, 2009 11:32:42 GMT 8
playing with Titties of Moobius instead - due to the fabric of time warped. Now, armed with the Titties of Moobius....
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